→ voicemail [[hollyheights]]

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"You've reached Barnaby Brooks, Jr. I'm sorry I'm not here to answer your call; please leave a message after the beep."

Comments

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Why is he grounded?

[wildest]

he almost drowned one of makotos cats
and makoto himself!
where were you??
accept your responsibility as a parent

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EH?! I'll talk with him. When did this happen?

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I'm not certain, but I am pretty sure that a 'May' Equinox does not exist.

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You'll have to train it more, I guess. Good luck.

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So essentially- this is spam.

[wildest]

just right now
i bet you were listening to snobby music
take care of your kids better!

[wildest]

you think bunnies are easy to train?
you should help me

[wildest]

[He actually has to take a moment to remember what spam is.]

no its not!
did you even read the whole thing
it has a really nice message

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I was not! Is this about the swimming incident?

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No, thank you.

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No. It's full of emoticons and lacking in full sentences.

[wildest]

you know about it but you werent there??
you should owe me new towels now

[wildest]

why not
you helped me pick him out
youre both like brothers

[wildest]

that doesnt matter!
its how you type things nowadays
go and read it now

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No.

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what?

I saw him post on the network but was far too late to arrive to prevent it.

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We're not. I'm a human, if you've forgotten that fact.

[wildest]

HAPPY🍀MAY✋EQUINOX!! The sun☀️may be heading northward🔝, but i🙋 won’t be leaving you👫👬👭behind anytime 🔜👅! Like the sun 🌞 you are my light💡🔦🔆:-) Send to 🔟 cool👀😎 homies U won’t leave behind🔙

read it!!!!!!

[wildest]

he lives with you how did you not notice
im your neighbor and i found out faster than you

[wildest]

doesnt matter
help me anyway
do this for little bunny
you can be big bunny

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I'm turning my phone off.

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I wasn't home.

Thank you for watching my children for me.

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...I'll rent a book.

[wildest]

HAPPY🍀MAY✋EQUINOX!! The sun☀️may be heading northward🔝, but i🙋 won’t be leaving you👫👬👭behind anytime 🔜👅! Like the sun 🌞 you are my light💡🔦🔆:-) Send to 🔟 cool👀😎 homies U won’t leave behind🔙

im going to keep sending it
until you read it you know!!