→ voicemail [[hollyheights]]

[sentiments]

"You've reached Barnaby Brooks, Jr. I'm sorry I'm not here to answer your call; please leave a message after the beep."

Comments

[sentiments]

I'm assigned to Apartment 1408.

[wildest]

thats nowhere near my place
no fair
im in 1475

[sentiments]

But alas. I'm sure we'll visit one another numerous times, regardless of the distance.

[wildest]

of course! what kind of partner would i be
if i left you all alone
in a big house by urself
u would get too lonely!

[sentiments]

Need I remind you that I live in an apartment on the Lower East Gold Stage, by myself?

[But he's glad this isn't video. He's smiling.]

[wildest]

thats diffrnt tho
this is a whole new place
that ur not used to
with a lot of strange furniture

[He legit is expecting the entire home to be nearly empty when he comes over to visit. Does Barnaby even know how to exist in a well-furnished living room??]

[sentiments]

It's not just the furniture that's strange. You don't need to worry about me being on my own.

[wildest]

u say that like i was going to leave u all alone
sorry but no way

[sentiments]

I'm not that bad, Kotetsu.

[wildest]

not anymore ur not
but we cant let all that progress go 2 waste!

[sentiments]

I wasn't that bad to begin with!

[wildest]

and the sky isnt blue
and i dont love mayo

[sentiments]

[u jerk]

You're a terrible partner. Why are we friends?

[wildest]

[no u]

becuz im a good influence
and i feed u well
and tiger and barnaby sounds better than just barnaby

[sentiments]

[no u]

You feed me rice.

I don't know. I'm rather partial to my name. It sounds quite refined on its own.

[read: 'pretentious']

[wildest]

excuse u
great rice
best rice in all of sternbild
and ur name might b refined but bunny is cuter
when we go back home lets be tiger and bunny instead

[GET IT THAT'S THE NAME OF THEIR ANIME yes you may punch me.]

THAT WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

[sentiments]

I'm going to ask Lloyds to terminate my contract with you if that atrocious nickname catches on.

NOPE

[wildest]

hey im just kidding calm down
besides u dont have to worry
no one ever calls u bunny except me
something special between partners

UGH

[sentiments]

I'm perfectly calm.

...Can't our special something be dinners or food and not embarrassing nicknames?

ilu

[wildest]

u cant always pick what ur special somethings are
its not that bad
think of all the memories we have
its one of a whole lot

....I guess i love you back

[sentiments]

Kotetsu, you nicknamed me while we were trapped and abandoned me in the grip of a statue.

That's certainly special, but most likely not how you mean.

damn right you do /knocks over

[wildest]

and it was the first time we ever worked together!
our first big mission too
i mean it wasnt a great experience but it still counts as something

/falls down

[sentiments]

It was pretty atrocious. Combined, there was so much damage, no arrests, no points.

...though I guess, reflecting back on it, it would have been atrocious arresting a ten-year-old boy.

/sits on

[wildest]

right? as a rookie it wouldnt look 2 good if u had that on ur record right off the bat
good thing i was there 2 help u out
it was bad but it could have been worse

/lays here WHYYY

[sentiments]

True.

I could have been the Damage Fine Hero.

:)