→ voicemail [[hollyheights]]

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"You've reached Barnaby Brooks, Jr. I'm sorry I'm not here to answer your call; please leave a message after the beep."

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[During this conversation...]

what are legumes

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btw i grounded momo
dont let him play with cats for a week!

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Why is he grounded?

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he almost drowned one of makotos cats
and makoto himself!
where were you??
accept your responsibility as a parent

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EH?! I'll talk with him. When did this happen?

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just right now
i bet you were listening to snobby music
take care of your kids better!

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I was not! Is this about the swimming incident?

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you know about it but you werent there??
you should owe me new towels now

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what?

I saw him post on the network but was far too late to arrive to prevent it.

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he lives with you how did you not notice
im your neighbor and i found out faster than you

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I wasn't home.

Thank you for watching my children for me.

1/3

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yOU NVER SADI

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["My children"]

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[What a cute incompetent partner he has.]

say it again

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What?

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your children!

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That's the correct term for them here, is it not?

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but hearing you say it is nice
bunny call me so i can hear you say it!

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I'm not going to call you for something as silly as that.

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its not silly
you just said it right now
so what is the difference
i wont even answer
you can just leave a voicemail

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You've heard me say the term children numerous times. Why is this any different?

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because youre talking about your kids!

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They're not mine. I misspoke.

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youre just saying that
because youre embarrassed now
its okay i know what you meant the first time
so i wont make you say it again
but youll slip up eventually!