→ voicemail [[hollyheights]]

[sentiments]

"You've reached Barnaby Brooks, Jr. I'm sorry I'm not here to answer your call; please leave a message after the beep."

Comments

[sentiments]

It won't bother your pets unless they try to lick your skin. But... just bear with it until it passes.

[wildest]

That'd be even worse! I wouldn't be able to pet John or Bunny!

This is probably one of the weakest pranks the Landlord's ever pulled.