→ voicemail [[hollyheights]]

[sentiments]

"You've reached Barnaby Brooks, Jr. I'm sorry I'm not here to answer your call; please leave a message after the beep."

Comments

[sentiments]

[Good thing you can't see him smiling a little. She's still a fan, huh.]

I can't disappoint such an important fan, can I?

[wildest]

dont even think about it
just remember she is my fan too
our fan




mostly mine. a little more. i am her papa and all

[sentiments]

I will remember that quite well.

[wildest]

you better!!

[There's a bit of a delay until he sends another text.]

hey bunny

[sentiments]

[He skips the last one, figuring he'll just run into Kotetsu shortly, but the notice of a second one ignites his curiosity.]

Yes, Kotetsu?

[wildest]

[He doesn't know how to say this, mostly because he doesn't want to say it at all, but when it comes to Barnaby... there's very little he can't tell him.

Or at least, very little that he shouldn't be able to tell him. It's just the actually "telling" part that's hard to accomplish.]

i woke up and

do u have a wife

i have a wife

tell me ur adress so i can visit
will tell u mine

[sentiments]

I'm assigned to Apartment 1408.

[wildest]

thats nowhere near my place
no fair
im in 1475

[sentiments]

But alas. I'm sure we'll visit one another numerous times, regardless of the distance.

[wildest]

of course! what kind of partner would i be
if i left you all alone
in a big house by urself
u would get too lonely!

[sentiments]

Need I remind you that I live in an apartment on the Lower East Gold Stage, by myself?

[But he's glad this isn't video. He's smiling.]

[wildest]

thats diffrnt tho
this is a whole new place
that ur not used to
with a lot of strange furniture

[He legit is expecting the entire home to be nearly empty when he comes over to visit. Does Barnaby even know how to exist in a well-furnished living room??]

[sentiments]

It's not just the furniture that's strange. You don't need to worry about me being on my own.

[wildest]

u say that like i was going to leave u all alone
sorry but no way

[sentiments]

I'm not that bad, Kotetsu.

[wildest]

not anymore ur not
but we cant let all that progress go 2 waste!

[sentiments]

I wasn't that bad to begin with!

[wildest]

and the sky isnt blue
and i dont love mayo

[sentiments]

[u jerk]

You're a terrible partner. Why are we friends?

[wildest]

[no u]

becuz im a good influence
and i feed u well
and tiger and barnaby sounds better than just barnaby

[sentiments]

[no u]

You feed me rice.

I don't know. I'm rather partial to my name. It sounds quite refined on its own.

[read: 'pretentious']

[wildest]

excuse u
great rice
best rice in all of sternbild
and ur name might b refined but bunny is cuter
when we go back home lets be tiger and bunny instead

[GET IT THAT'S THE NAME OF THEIR ANIME yes you may punch me.]

THAT WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

[sentiments]

I'm going to ask Lloyds to terminate my contract with you if that atrocious nickname catches on.

NOPE

[wildest]

hey im just kidding calm down
besides u dont have to worry
no one ever calls u bunny except me
something special between partners

UGH

[sentiments]

I'm perfectly calm.

...Can't our special something be dinners or food and not embarrassing nicknames?