→ voicemail [[hollyheights]]

[sentiments]

"You've reached Barnaby Brooks, Jr. I'm sorry I'm not here to answer your call; please leave a message after the beep."

Comments

[sentiments]

I good portion of people, I guess. It's ridiculous, though.

...we could always try giving you a spray-tan closer to your tone.

[wildest]

No way, I don't want my skin to be messed with anymore. That stuff sounds really uncomfortable anyway. And who knows about the side effects. Wouldn't it bother the pets? And then Kaede might say I look even more weird...

[Stop being such an old man.]

[sentiments]

It won't bother your pets unless they try to lick your skin. But... just bear with it until it passes.

[wildest]

That'd be even worse! I wouldn't be able to pet John or Bunny!

This is probably one of the weakest pranks the Landlord's ever pulled.